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The Bible says it's alright to be a bitch:

   Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Jerusalem.

Jesus drove a Honda:

   All the disciples were in one Accord.

The first mention in the Bible of Drugs

The adultress getting stoned...

of Elasticity

Jesus tying his ass to a tree and then walking 40 miles into the desert

of Soccer

Jesus going up for the cross

of Motorcycles

The roar of David's Triumph was heard through out the land.

of Sex

Jesus going to Mount Olive....then getting laid in the tomb